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Chris Hemsworth Answers the Web’s Most Searched Questions | WIRED

If you’re looking to waste some time on Youtube, this is a good starting point.

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“What is Chris Pratt like in real life?”

Margot Robbie and Saoirse Ronan

Because this list would be incomplete without them.

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“How did Cara Delevingne and St. Vincent meet?”

It’s hard to not love Terry Crews, so it’s hard to not find this interview very enjoyable.

“Is Terry Crews bigger than the rock?”

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“Is John Krasinski married to Jenna Fischer?”

“Googled my own name. No.” you shook your head looking back at the camera “No I don’t think I have googled my own name. Goggled Jake’s name? Hell yeah! You bet!” you said so casually your made the blue-eyed man laugh in surprise “I spend hours upon hours googling this dude. So a warning: Half of the questions will be things I searched!”

“Is Jake Gyllenhaal-” you pealed the first sticker “In the MCU?” you both nodded your heads as you spoke “Pretty easy. Yes, yes he is. He is Quentin Beck or better known as Mysterio or better known as that little shit in the new Spider-man movie you don’t know if you want to love or hate.” you said matter-of-fact with a smirk, glancing at Jake when he laughed “Yeah I suppose you know what character I mean by now. Anyway, I remember I had to drag him to audition for the movie. I said either he auditions or he sleeps on the couch for the rest of the month.He complained like a little kid at first but really what other choice did he have? I could torture him even worse if I wanted to and he knows it. In the end he definitely enjoyed it, though. Don’t deny it, Gyllenhaal.”

“Yeah. That’s for sure, I agree: 100% chaotic.” you shrugged, grinning casually while he looked hopelessly at the camera “Alright, onto the actual interview now cause this will get out of hand real soon.” you looked at the card “Oh I see it has your name. So I’ll do yours and you do mine, yeah?”

“Wow, I think I’m going to cry.” he said a bit jokingly but you could also tell there was sincerity in his words “Nobody has ever been that nice to me since I was a baby.” but of course his words were still funny so you couldn’t hold back a laugh.

“Oh for me it was even easier. I saw making out’ and Jake Gyllenhaal’ in one sentence and I was immediately like-” you snapped your fingers “I’m in!” you shrugged innocently, only to make Jake double in laughter “It was that easy for me. I didn’t even care to find out about the plot. I think I remembered to read it about a day before filming started. Let’s be honest, I’m just in it to make out with Jake, don’t thin I even remember any of my lines now. I only went in to be able to kiss this guy and let me tell you I didn’t regret it one bit.”

Will Arnett, if only just for his voice.

Just close your eyes and ignore all the times that he says his own name, and you can pretend it’s a Bojack Horseman interview.

“How did Will Arnett get famous?”

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